Feed Dog Food to All the Lawyers

Have you ever noticed that Lawyers are not such nice people? It is because they do not live in the real world, but rather a world of trickery wrapped in a fa├žade of meaningless words and dribble? Obviously they are not happy living in this world and scraping the cream of society for their own personal gain without providing any productivity to our noble civilization in anyway.

There is probably not a more dog eat dog world than the fake world that lawyer live in. Some say they are the worst of the worst and worth less than a dog turd, while other say that they are merely a necessary evil and part of all that is bad with the sleaze of the world. I have a solution to allow the lawyers to see the truth about who and what they are. Never allow them to eat anything but dog food during their stay here on Earth. This is fair as some say they are dogs anyway.

Of course all the lawyers think they are God? Perhaps they are both right and the lawyers are merely dyslexic and read “Dog” backwards? You know how they have such a way with words in their mixed up world. So what blend of dog food should we feed them now that you agree?

Well no sense in feeding them science diet or any of the expensive stuff and no need to worry if the meat comes from downer cows or those with Mad Cow disease, as we do not need them anyway and may as well give them the scraps of our society. What do you think? Oh, by the way I am not joking, not one bit and if I were in charge I would make it law. Trust me! Vote for Lance.

What the Lawyer Can Do for You in Case of Personal Injury

Personal injury refers to any injury caused to you by the act of commission or omission of any other person and also includes psychological damages. Even a slip or a fall comes under the purview of this category. You stand to receive compensation if you were to fall in front of any shop due to an obstacle and you can sue the shop owner for not having noticed the obstacle at the entrance of his shop. In fact, all accidents in which a person receives bodily injuries come under the broad category of personal injuries. In all such mishaps where you have to undergo treatment at a hospital and foot the medical bills, you can theoretically sue any other person or organization if you think the injury was a result of negligence of some other person.

You must have seen all that advertisements on TV and internet regarding the benefits of hiring the services of an attorney in cases of personal injury. Well, you always thought that these lawyers are always interested in charging exorbitant fees and that it is better not to take help from them. Nothing can be farther from truth. Though it is true that attorneys make a living out of helping victims like you, it is equally true that they are the ones knowing everything about the law and also about how to get the maximum compensation for you. In any case, you are going to pay the lawyer out of the settlement amount you receive from the insurance companies of the defendant. So why not make use of their expert advice.

Personal injury lawyers know all about the laws pertaining to personal injury and they know the clauses which ensure you get a decent amount of compensation. There are many types of claims which you may not even be aware of, and lawyers play with the loopholes of the law in a legal manner to make it look that your injury was totally a result of other person’s negligence, even though you may have contributed to the accident in a major way. You may think that you are entitled to only up to the amount you have got yourself insured for, but there are clauses which entitle you to a bigger compensation and thi9s is where the knowledge of insurance laws comes handy.

In any case, different states have different laws pertaining to personal injury and the compensations a victim is entitled to, and it is not possible for a common man to interpret all of them. Hiring the services of an attorney is always beneficial as he is using these laws day in and day out. You cannot estimate the value of different bodily injuries as well as a lawyer. In fact, he can add up all the injuries and also include many other things such as mental loss and the loss of income because of absence from work to increase the value of compensation for you. You may not know it, but you also stand to receive compensation for not being able to provide sexual pleasure to your wife.

What Are My Options As a Commercial Lawyer?

Commercial law functions across a broad spectrum of business and commercial transactions including finance, accounting, management and trade. Often referred to as business law, it is one of the most widely practiced legal areas. Regularly overlapping with other areas of law and engaging many different types of clients, commercial law can offer lawyers a diverse and varied portfolio of work.

Not all roles, however, are the same. When it comes to legal recruitment in corporate law, consider all the options available to you.

In-house role. Because the focus of it is business, it is an area of legal practice that presents many opportunities for in-house positions. Many businesses employ in-house legal teams or lawyers to deal with their legal issues. In-house legal roles in this area are good positions for lawyers interested in the business world.

Law firms. Most large law firms offer expertise in commercial contract law, and most will working for these larger firms will be involved in some aspect of contract law. If you’d like to be involved in the nitty gritty of business law and interacting with those involved, smaller or boutique commercial law firms will offer more frontline opportunities. When it comes to commercial law, the age-old dictum proves true for many – bigger is not necessarily better!

International work. In today’s global world, business often crosses national boundaries. Many commercial lawyers, therefore, will be involved in international business, trade or finance dealings. Commercial law therefore offers the opportunity for lawyers to travel for work. Those looking to relocate overseas, however, will find it harder to find positions where local industry knowledge is often coveted and essential to business dealings.

If you’re interested in commercial law jobs, there are a number of different career prospects and opportunities available to you. Deciding which area and arena of commercial law you would like to work in will help you narrow down your job prospects and choose a role that suits your career objectives.